poob


a p-b- coverd in poo.
“ewwwwww there’s a poob in my yogurt!”
“you flippin poob head!”
“grrrrrrr there’s a poob on the toilet seat!”
“hey! where’s my pet poob gone?”
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the hair that grows around the -n-s.
f-ck! i got sh-t in my poobs!
a poob is a b-m hair. poo p-b-.
a shaved my poobs this morning.
a short and curly from the peri-n-l area.

aka a b-tt hair.
that chick shaves her box, but has h-lla poobs.
it is used to define someone who is a cross between a poo and a b–b so in short poo+b–b= poob.
“he is being such a poob” and “quit being a stupid poob”
the combined pseudonym given to two people, usually a pretend irishwoman and an american, who have combined forces in order to fight crime in ‘da ghetto’.
person 1: “so what did you get up to last night?”
person 2: “well we were going to try and steal a llama but we got taken down by the poob”
a dingleberry in your pubic area. usually a result of -n-l intercourse with an individual of questionable hygiene.
“look, baby, you probably shouldn’t go down on me–i’m a little bit pooby right now.”

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