poof landing strip


a very nappy, co-rs-, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. preferably women. similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the brazilian wax.
guy: last night, i was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so i performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.

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