Poofolio


it’s the collection of p–p pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their p–p. it’s something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.
jeff: hows your poofolio coming along?
kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
jeff: theres no such thing as a sh-tty poofolio

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