Poofume
simply put, sweet smelling farts.
joe’s really working the poofume this morning.
the lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. often intensified in confined sp-ces e.g. on a transatlantic economy cl-ss flight.
“i say reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet.”
“don’t worry edith, that’s just his poo fumes.”
anything one grabs for in a guest’s bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
after dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a sh-t. when she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of p–p and perfume. the result is “poofume”.
your mother just left for work, i can tell it smells like “poofume” in the bathroom.
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