poogasm
the overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful sh-t.
the -rs-‘s equivalent of a -rg-sm.
“ahhh (in relief), don’t ya love poogasms.
that happy feeling you get when you poo.
mr winky felt most happy when he had a poogasm.
the -n-l version of an -rg-sm, in which a flurry of sh-t petrudes out of the -ss, due to losing control of your bowels.
“man t.j gives good poogasms”
when a boy’s p–p tickles his prostate while coming out so much that it literally causes an involuntary unwarranted -rg-sm. poogasm!
holy sh-t, dude, i had to take a sh-t so hard that i think i just poogasmed.
when you take a sh-t that feels so good after holding it in for such a long time that it feels -rg-smic.
person 1: “i just had the best poogasm ever.”
person 2: “that must have felt so good, how long have you been holding it in for?”
the ecstatic relief one feels taking/during and after a big fat m-ssive poo!
oh mate just had a m-ssive poogasm!……
…..bl–dy h-ll just had multiple poogasm!!!
think i need to lie down after that poogasm
the sensation that comes with a really good sh-t. almost an outer body experience.
guy 1 – “i just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. were you having an -rg-sm?”
guy 2 – “no -rg-sm, poogasm!”
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