pooh
every group of friends has a ‘pooh bear’ or ‘pooh’ for short. he is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. they may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to ‘pooh bear’.
those guys we met last night weren’t that cool and our ‘pooh’ was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table
maria and pooh
a pleasant fictional bear that manages to have all sorts of interesting adventures. his posse includes:
a young boy,
a rather emo donkey,
a lisping tiger that bounces,
a small, insecure pig and
a rabbit and an owl
as well as others, such as a kangaroo.
despite all of these interesting characters in his life, the poor thing could dearly use the help of spell check.
come on…”hunny”? pwease.
think, think, think!!
pooh sighed, exasperated. “oh bother. i need hunny.”
not a boo, nor a boyfriend
in-between both ;someone you are s-xually active with but not a friend with benefit kinda thing..someone you can be in love with but they could not be ready for committed relationship
i was with my pooh yesterday
i love my pooh
i miss you, but im still seeing my pooh
im single butim not alone pooh
f-ck in hokkien
example 1
ah beng: pooh nin lau bu! (f-ck your mother)
example 2
man: ka mei submit report liao mai tiok taukeh pooh! (quickly submit the report or else the boss rapes you)
the simple form of p–p can be slapped inside and outside of anything
that black person that stole my car one day just to drive it and then sh-t in it upon returning it
jim: terry is such an -ss, i’m gunna take his car for a pooh
jim’s dad: that’s right son, go unleash pooh on his car!
word commonly used when a mistake was made
ohh pooh i shot eddy not frank
a bear residing in 100 acre wood with an -ss and stomach bigger than the sp-ce in his head where his brain is sposed to be…prolly ate that along with all the d-mn honey he keeps getting lost for in kh2…oh sora! im rumbly in my tumbly!! cuz that’s all he is…his “tumbly”
most closely related to the terms pr-ck, pr-ck sandwich, or fartcrack for losing himself five times and getting injured by balloons
pooh needs a life…
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