poojaculating
a feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and -j-c-l-t-ng combined. a.k.a. the best feeling in life.
an unbelievably nice feeling such as -j-c-l-t-ng or pooing.
person one: “after a week of camp i just need a good shower.”
person two: “i bet it’s almost as good as poojaculating.”
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