Pooka
a racial slur that can be used to broadly define ethnicities other than yourself. usually used to describe a fat or slothful peoples lacking modesty and basic hygiene
“there are too many d-mn pookas on this d-mn beach”
daughter: “mommy can i go to my friend jean’s house?”
mother: “no no honey, we don’t -ssociate with pookas because we want you to grow up to be successful.”
“from old celtic mythology; a fairy spirit in animal form, always very large. the pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one. a benign but mischievous creature. very fond of rum pots, crack pots, and how are you mr. wilson?”
-harvey, 1950
“oh you can’t miss him mrs. chumley. he’s a pooka”
“a pooka? is that something new?
“no no, as i understand it that’s something very old”
a racist term used to describe a person of any ethnicity or race. meant as a way of vocalizing racial frustration without specifically offending anyone in particular. perfect for former racists who are trying to be more politically correct.
“d-mn pooka took my wallet!”
“as side from tim burton and sarah palin, pookas are probably the most destructive force in american society.”
ian: “whoa dude why did you just kick that guy?!”
thomas: “its ok, it was just a pooka. they don’t have feelings.”
“there are indeed too many d-mn pookas on this d-mn beach”
a miscehvious spirit in the folk tale of the irish
d-mn man, i got high last night and saw a pooka!!!!
a pooka is a cute nickname people give to their soulmates.
“hey pooka wanna watch a movie together?”
“pooka let’s cuddle.”
someone is so cute you just wanna eat them up
you are such a pooka!
an imaginary friend
the pooka can only be seen and heard by its owner.
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