pooky pants


a term of endearment for someone who is ridiculously smart, athletic, cute, has amazing eyes, and can please their significant other in bed.
tiffany: so what did you do over break?
mary: oh, my pooky pants visited me, and we watched basketball and played guitar hero.

my pooky pants got us tickets right behind home plate for the cubs game.

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