Poole

a person that generates utter fantasy and awe. they usually like to play sports and are particularly good at them… especially basketball and billiards.
he pooled me with shock and awe!
a v-g-n- that is regularly wet. often accompanied by “goggles”, which refers to a heavy duty condom.
“my housemate alex is coming over to swim in your poole. should he bring goggles?”
i).parasitic fungal growth found at the -rs- end of bournemouth. a particularly incestuous strain of chav-r-t-rd-inbreed can be found in the upton slum. chav-youths in this area spread the fungal disease by ‘b-mmin in the woodses’ and are known as ‘spores’. they carry aids and herpes.

ii). to sh-t. a public convenience. a place to defecate or urinate openly.

iii). a small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).upton spore 1: ‘oi fanzies goin’ down the upton poole park, killin’ an animal then ‘avin sum poole-b-m-action an’ smokin a spliff, awroighter!’

younger half brother spore: me -rs-y-hole carnt wait, b-msy funs!’

stinkin’ r-t-rd spore mother: ‘don’t fergets me incest party laters, uncle rimjobs iz c-mmin roun’ . . .’

ii).i seriously need to go to poole! ( i desperately need a sh-t!)

lost tourist: ‘ are we anywhere near poole? i’m touchin’ cloth!’

iii). ‘aw man, the dogs just done a m-ssive poole!’
someone who typicaly smells of cats and thinks he cool, when his only friend is a wanabe ice hockey playing, rockstar
jason is such a poole
a b-tch, and should go to h-ll and burn with her stupid book, “the yearling”
kyle’s mom iz such a poole