Poomail
to email, text message or im whilst taking a dump. a way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne
person 1: my laptop smells funky
person 2: i just saw person 3 take a fat sh-t with your laptop
person 1: that fat f-ck used my laptop to do his poomail?
person 3: wtf? you watched me poo?
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