poon ass


adj; a dumb r-t-rd who thinks they are the sh-t but in reality they are the biggest p-ssy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
dom: naw ma n-gg- he a poon -ss
the result of someone who has had surgery of the -n-s to make it look like a v-g-n-. the poon-ss still functions like a regular -ss, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldyk-s and heteros-xual experimentative males.
johnny’s poon-ss looks just like a real v-g-n-!

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