poon balloon
so effectively what we’re saying here is condom.
care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?
that puff of fat often wedged between a fat b-tches belt and her m-ssive thighs. it is a balloon of fat which covers the poon region and is, in most cases, encased by tight -ss pants.
question: “do these pants make me look fat?”
answer: “i can see your m-ssive poon-balloon……get surgery b-tch!”
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