Poon cheater
a poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don’t even know it’s happening. this could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. these type of guys are rundown. they have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
girl 1: “um, are you ok? you seem a little beat up and down on yourself.”
girl 2: “i think i’m ok. it’s just my p-ssy feels like it’s been drilled last night but i know i didn’t f-ck anyone. might have been drilled by a poon cheater.”
girl 1: “um, you’re a heavy sleeper.”
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