Poon Dew


a delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. often drank by those on a meager budget. this magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.
“shall we drink some poon dew?” inquired michael

“f-ck yes!!!” replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

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