Poon Dodger
a male who is presented with the chance to get s-xual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
“joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger.”
“she clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?”
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