poon-ee


a poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of poon s-x. often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), poon-ees are merely targets for h-rny people who think they are cool. like me.
“dude, i need some poon, real bad.”
“have you chosen a poon-ee yet?”
“yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how i like to ride those.”

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