poon famine


a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with v-g-n- in place of the potato.
dude 1: “dude, mich-lle said she isn’t putting out for a few weeks.”

dude 2: “that sucks dude. f-cking poon famine.”

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