poon grinch
the guy at a party who takes two or more girls into the bas-m-nt, bathroom etc. and subsequently steals all the poon and laves the rest of the party to be a complete and utter sausage fest.
1. “man that guy took three f-cking girls now there is none left”
“i know that guy is such a poon grinch”
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