Poon Pants
a term for a woman’s loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or v-g-n-.
dude a:
yo dude, check out that chick’s vag.
dude b:
yeah man, with those poon pants, u can totally see her lady business.
clothes that emphasise a girl’s readiness for some action. a girl is wearing her ‘poon pants’ when she is looking mighty fine and very do-able.
anf: “yo midge, did you see holly today?”
midge: “yeah man she really had her poon pants on!”
brad: “i have s-x with donkeys”
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