Poon Salad


a female with a particularity rough v-g-n- that m-ssacres the mans meat creating a p-n-s that requires vicodin and aloe vera.
my p-ck-r hurts because i went home with a poon salad last night.
a womans vagin that is infected with some sort of discoloring disease such as gangreen.
d-mn, i hope you didnt f-ck that b-tch, you know she got a nasty case of poon salad

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