Poon-Schlang


a bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad p-ssy.
1) mate, i saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) if you keep poon tang lying around too long…. there’s a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

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