Poon Scooner


a person be it male or female who is in search of s-x or a s-xual encounter of some sort.

someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of s-x. like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the poontang.
also someone who makes s-xual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
hey man lets go to the mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

dude, your such a poon sc–ner.

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