POON-STIRRING
the multi-hour practice of inserting the male organ (most commonly known as the p-n-s) into the female genatelia (most commonly known as the v-g-n-, the tw-t, or the p-ssy.) (not commonly known as the van dell)
1. hey bro, i took this chick home and did some serious poon-stirring on her last night.
2. i wanna do some serious poon-stirring on her!
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