poon wagon
a cr-ppy purple saturn belonging to a student
the group of kids piled into chris martin’s car, the poon wagon, to go downtown for some fun after school.
can be used to describe an automobile that either:
a.) gets you tons of poon.
or
b.) a ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.
a.) that kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.
b.) my poon wagon is in the shop again. i hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.
a s-xual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of -ss. typically a phrase used towards males.
rodney: hey man you’ve been hitting on her for weeks, just hop on the poon wagon already.
a poon wagon is the same as a train. the only difference is that a poon wagon is a number of females and only one male.
“yo son i got poon wagoned last night”
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