poonhunter
a person who is constantly hitting on randome girls yet still does not succeed in getting any action. the person is always “hunting” for poon.
this person is usually a very desperate pervert who thinks too much of himself.
“hey poonhunter, who have u been hunting lately?”
“oh i started hanging out with these hillcrest girls but they ditched me so then i hungout with the grade 9 girls but they ditched me too…
one who hunts the poon. can be seen stalking the poon on in bushes, college campuses, all girl highschools, malls, bedrooms and/or pools.
i felt like i was being watched by a poonhunter today.
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