pooning
the act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. it is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
you like big girls? me too! lets go pooning together!
basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. while maintaining the romantic mood, scr-pe the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. use razor blade to finulate. roll up a bank note, and snort v-g-n-l gold. wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. may be used as a supplement for v–gr-.
where’s james, and what’s that noise?
that’s his hair drier – he’s pooning.
the process of one sniffing the opposite/same s-x’s bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day 🙂
a combination of things. can be -ssociated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into sp-ce, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having s-x.
“dude, i am pooning too hard right now.”
“who’s down to poon tonight?”
the process of getting poon tang.
i wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend
the act of searching for poon
like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash
you know, am i the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
1. the act of nuzzling into another’s inner thigh
2. a nude run through the streets after midnight
1. “oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!”
2. “hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire”
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