Poonis
a poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. note- this must also be a natural b-n-r.(no p-rn allowed)
oh boy, i feel a poonis coming along!
a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india… not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib… balaa chalaak na ban… apne larh naal mu saaf kar la…
the genitalia of a gay man within 10 minutes of having given -n-l love.
“after i gave him my love, my poonis was stanky.”
the rest of the definitions are wack. a poonis is simply a p-n-s that has p–p on it.
i pulled out of her -ss and slapped her face with my poonis.
a p-n-s which is able to poo.
1) your poonis may be bigger than mine, however: mine creates larger poochunks than yours on average.
when you have -n-l s-x with a girl that hasn’t gone to the toilet and your d-ck gets shat on.
“dude, jess totally forgot to do a sh-t before we did -n-l!”
“unfortunate man, you got a poonis”
a poonis is a p-n-s which pees out poo.
guy 1: did you see that sh-t that came out of that poonis?
guy 2: ya that was craaaaaaazy!
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