poonjab
the act of driving your fist into a women’s v-g-n- with superior force
“she got poonjabed so hard she couldn’t walk for a week.”
to punch one’s v-g-n- with all capable force.
it would be impossible to poonjab ghandi, for he has no v-g-n-.
the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans v-g-n-. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.
if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an “up-her-c-nt”(uppercut)
“the b-tch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!”
a person from india
you see that person over there, with the dot on her forhead? she is a poonjab.
telling one that they are of little value or are overly sensitive to jokes or a number of other things.this is basically saying that they are poons that have been jabbed one too many times.
friend: those clothes are tight.
me: yea, tight like your mom!!!
friend: shut up, your a jerk.
me: man, stop being such a poonjab!!!
the worst of all insults… derived from a hatred of a certain indian which i will not speak of.
me: ur a poonjab
white friend: oh heill nah!?!?
-noun -verb
1. the act of physically jabbing a woman’s poon.
2. any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. commonly mistaken for a douche or dip sh-t, or f-ck tard.
in a professional training session:
sean: he he. hey guys i just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.
dustin: oh my g-d…
brandon: really guy?
instructor: what a poon jab.
guy1: that girl tried to kick me in the b-lls so i totally gave her a poon jab.
guy2: right on!
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