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  a contest where people see how much p–p they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds. sean ramon won the p–p eating contest. that guy ate 30409 pounds of p–p in that p–p eating contest. he really loves his p–p.

• Poop Groupers

  a group of friends that have nothing better to do so they get on facebook and post perverted and pointless things. those p–p groupers are so annoying.

• poop hammer

  p–p hammer; one who prefers vigorous -n-l entry over all others “melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she’s such a f-cking p–p hammer”

• partin

  one who has a distinct sense of smell due to an enormous snout. often asked if he would go on a hunting trip to his native oregon, not to shoot guns, but to locate the animals for the hunter. very witty and crafty, shows strong wood carving skills during the holidays while he makes a […]

• wolf cookie

  n. the act of -n-l s-x followed by a bl-wj-b my first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. she drove a hard bargain. but, in the end, there are only winners in this game. when you f-ck a girls -ss and she sucks your d-ck after. if i […]

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