the span of sl*t birth years between which the present day individual can procure.
baller-w’s poonspan was just shy of two decades on his most recent trip home – he banged the coug a day after railing the ol’ high school sweetheart four years his junior from behind.
- pretzel crunch
when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having s*x and proceeds to “crunch” you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually *ssociated with this position. “how was your night kelly?” “john pretzel crunched me so hard, i couldn’t breathe.”
- prince nikolas lee
a wise man who knew how to stay positive through anything. his catch phrase was, “y’all know how we swingin it from bompton, east side!!! but you never see the gang signs!!! ha!! you’re acting like a prince nikolas lee, you should be the leader.
- prison biscuit
when a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night. prisoner 1: gimme yo prison biscuit b*tch!! prisoner 2: but if i give it to you now, i’ll have to give it to you everyday and i won’t get my vitamins.
when you do something on purpose, but make it appear to be an accident. susie was walking to the table with her lunch tray when emily pretended to be getting up from the table to leave, stuck her leg out and tripped little susie on purpsodent causing her to fall and drop her lunch all […]