Poontang Punch


when you’re sitting down and that b-tch standing next to you is just p-ssing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the poontang. similar to c-nt punt.
sally: “jeff! you’ve been playing halo for hours! spend some more time with me.”
jeff: “wait, i have to finish this match!”
sally: “no! please just turn it off!”
jeff: -poontang punch-

Read Also:

  • Lenoir City High School

    probably one of the worst schools located in east tennessee. despite how harsh the weather can be, we are almost always in school, unless knox county gives us the go-ahead. there are atleast 1-2 fights held publicly a week, and many others hosted at the local skate park. people are constantly suspended. the school is […]

  • like finger

    said after somebody says a silent letter in a word, or puts an incorrect emphasis on a sound/syllable. taken from the commentary to “school of rock”. tomika says “i wanna be a singer” in the movie. in the commentary, someone says “singer.. like finger!” a) “i wanna be a singer.” said tomika. “singer… like finger!” […]

  • lolshark!

    look closely…it’s a drowning man being chased by a shark with a baseball bat! lolshark! can be more clearly seen in the following diagram: lol……..shark!

  • portlan

    you spelled portland wrong “i am so excited to go to portlan!” “you mean portland?”

  • P.O.Y.D

    acronym meaning. puked on your d-ck it’s an oddly bitter sweet situation in which a male or female performing felatio reacts to the (normally aggressive receivers battering at their gag reflexes) and proceeds to regurgatate on their shaft. hilarious for all parties involved…after clean up…before that it’s mostly a mess. what just happened here? i […]


Disclaimer: Poontang Punch definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.