poontardo


a person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.
that dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly b-tterface. what a poontardo!

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