poontoon


a pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a bad-ss captain named allen. activities on the poontoon are similar to mardi gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for b–bie flashes. the poontoon can usually be found anch-r-d at a sandbar in southern michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a bad-ss captain.
“d-mn! captain allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a f-cking poontoon!!”
pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females
1- a nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. they; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ”poontoon”
2- a really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ”poontoon”
3-all babes, hot or not. ultimate ”poontoon”
some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon
miley cyrus is a poontoon
always the p-ssword dawg
1: what’s the p-ss?
2: poontoon.
another word for an awesome p-rno
my girlfriend hates when i watch them poontoons!

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