Poop Chute Paratrooper


to be literally hanging by your teeth or most likely your braces on someones -ss hair. simply put, you’ve become a human dingleberry. not a pleasant experience for either party. similar to a paratrooper hanging by his parachute from a tree.
“dude, your sure walk’n funny today.”
“yeah, b-tch las nite hung herself on my b-tt hair by her braces… ripped a bunch out!”
“d-mn, you’re a vet now… you scored a full-fledged p–p chute paratrooper!”

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