poop clock

whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. often taking longer than usual because of a prolonged non rushed bowel movement
employee 1: “where’s brandon? we gotta finish this job”
employee 2: “don’t expect him to come back anytime soon. he’s on the p–pclock”
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the schedule one’s body sets for its regular bowel movements. this schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.
i can’t sleep in on my days off because my internal p–p clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.
one’s normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to p–p at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. for example, one might have their p–pclock set to the early morning, so that they can p–p, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.
ex: i had taco bell for lunch, now my p–pclock is all messed up and i have to cr-p in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.
whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. often taking longer than usual because of a prolonged non rushed bowel movement
employee 1: “where’s brandon? we gotta finish this job”
employee 2: “don’t expect him to come back anytime soon. he’s on the p–pclock”