poop dick

a man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
dude i was totally hittin that sh-t, but i got p–p d-ck. oh well.
when your weiner gets all covered in p–p. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the -ss.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of busch light, then we all got real h-rny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the -ss. midway through this -ss bangin my mom came home and caught me. i pulled my weiner out of the girls -ss and said “awwwww mom, i got p–pd-ck.”
a large penile shaft submerged in the -n-l crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.
richerd simmons
having p–p on the p-n-s after -n-l s-x
without proper cleaning, a bout with someones -n-s can leave you with p–pd-ck.
when you have sh-t smeared all over ur c-ck after a long session of hott b-tt-s-x.
1. your mom gave me the worst p–p d-ck i have ever had.
2. awwwww f-ck, i got p–p d-ck because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad -ss p–p d-ck.
the phrase “p–p d-ck” is used to describe the state of a p-n-s after having s-xual intercourse through the r-ct-m.
i wouldn’t mind having -n-l s-x, but i’m no big fan of the p–p d-ck.
1) the act of having p–p all over one’s member post -n-l intercourse

2) when something is described as being ‘p–pd-ck’ it is a very bad situation (having p–pd-ck is p–pd-ck)
1) i pulled out to shoot my load and i had p–pd-ck, gross!!

2) what do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that’s p–pd-ck!

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