Poop Du Jour
it’s the p–p of the day.
“excuse me… flo?” -snicker snicker- “what is the ‘p–p du jour?'”
“its the p–p of the day.”
after a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the sh-t of the day.
“man,” roscoe said closing the bathroom door,”that was the p–p-du-jour!!”
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