Poop in One


when you are on the toilet and you p–p an abnormally long p–p but it goes directly in the toilet hole (like a hole in one) to avoid from clogging.
rob: dude, i came so close to clogging the school toilet, luckily, i got a p–p in one.
jim: that could’ve been embar-ssing.

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