poop insurance


when your pretty sure it’s just a fart, but you’re gonna push that thing out with some force, so you sit down on the toilet just in case some p–p’s gonna follow
guy 1: hold on, i need to change my pants
guy 2: why?
guy 1: i decided to go without p–p insurance and ended up sh-tting my pants

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