poop is lube
1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.
2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.
1)p-ssing motorist- “p–p is lube f-ckers!”
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- “what? ewwwwww!”
2) guy a- “ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous.”
guy b- “well you know what i always say? p–p is lube”
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