poop log


1) a firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) a derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
“i just laid down a serious p–p log. i would guess it was about a 9 on the mohs scale of hardness.”

“mom, harper just called me a p–p log. i think she’s a p–p log.”
a piece of p–p resembling a wooden log.

not diarrhaea.

long solid m-ss of feces.

justin sh-t out an unbelievable p–p log.

eric had a hard time pushing out the p–p log.
what a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.
whenever i have a soggy #2, i record it in my p–p log.

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