poop nutbean
p–p nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. it originated as a knock at the surname nutbean (cheeky brits chided at the name nutbean since the reign of king edward 1st, known as ‘the hammer of the scots’) the joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. but of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named p–p. alas, p–p nutbean was born.
patrick – p–p nutbean! i forgot to pick up my little sister from school.
ron – sh-t man, you really p–p nutbeaned this time.
a derogatory term that one exhales when they have f-cked up, or the situation is f-cked up. p–p nutbean typically replaces “sh-t” or “oh f-ck” in public situations.
flo – your call is important to us, please hold…
you – p–p nutbean! as if i’ll hold, dumb tw-t.
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