poop-on-bathmat


complete dissociation from social norms, can’t party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. p–p-on-bathmat
complete dissociation from social norms, can’t party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. p–p-on-bathmat

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