poop on popcorn
when (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of p–ping on popcorn. this may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the p–p on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.
duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. i always wondered what p–p on popcorn would look like, and now i know.
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