poop pourri
it’s a product you spray on the toilet water just before you have a little p–psie and instead of a horrible stench it smells like roses and pretty flowers are coming out of your b-tt – not sure how it masks the noise that usually accompanies this act .
fabreez : “is this the stuff in that stinky van in the walmart parking lot”
john: “not this f-ken time, its p–p pourri
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