poop stache


a p–p stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy’s upper lip even after they shave. no matter how many times they shave it still stays there. a p–p stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like sh-t.
evelyn: “look at john, isn’t he a hottie?”

abby: “yeah, too bad he has a p–p stache”
a thin, weak, fine collection of hairs on the upper lip that is noticible but not technically thick enough to be considered a real moustache. they are usually found on p-b-scent boys aged 13 to 16 whose moms won’t buy them razors.
mom i know i’m only 14, but i seriously need a razor. i have a p–pstache, for christ’s sake!
when you have p–p on your upper lip like a mustache. you can have many types of p–pstaches in the form of a traditional mustache- like pinchers, goatee, soul patch, etc.
dang it, i hate having a p–pstache, it stinks worse than open cow -ss.

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