poop status


when something is not not p–p. or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

when someone has a p–py facebook status.
when someone’s having a bad day.
the following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
seaturtle: (as he sits on the toilet) p–p status.
when someone leaves facebook or twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarr-ssing update about p–ping.
i have to go out for a second; don’t p–pstatus me while i’m out!

or:

oh no! i went to the kitchen for a second and my dad p–pstatused me.

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