poop surfing


when you’re on the cusp of sh-tting yourself but deliberately refrain from going to the bathroom to make the eventual bowel movement all the more satisfying
“i p–p surfed for 2 hours yesterday and had the best sh-t of my life”

“have you ever tried p–p surfing? best sh-t of your life”.

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