poop tease
p–p tease, see also p–ptease
1. when someone p–ps on your chest and doesn’t have the common courtesy to either a. have p–py s-x with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. when you think that you need to sh-t really, really, really bad. like you’re going to created the biggest t-rd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. when you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it’s gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. “that broad was a total p–p tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed.”
2. “my -sshole h-lla p–p teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe.”
3. “seeing black sabbath during ozzfest was a total p–p tease.”
1 more definition
when you go into the bathroom to take a p–p, but only gas is emitted.
probably the inspiration for the poem:
here i sit broken hearted
came to sh-t and only farted.
i went to the bathroom to sh-t, but it was just a p–p tease.
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